• God (while creating Tom Hiddleston): Nope you're only allowed to have either looks or personality, so put one back
  • Tom: ....
  • God: and don't play guitar either
  • God: or know how to cook
  • God: or dance
  • God: or have a sexy voice
  • God: or be humble as fuck
  • God: or look good with any hair colour
  • God: or wear a suit so well it looks like its wearing you
  • Tom: Ok I won't do any of those things
  •  -31 years later-
  • God: FUCK SAKE HIDDLESTON